July - Sept 2004, Other

A Penny and a Minute

A man is trying to understand the nature of God and
asks, “God, how long is a million years to you?”

God answered, “A million years is like a minute.”

Then, the man asked, “God, how much is a million dollars to you?”
And, God replied, “A million dollars is like a penny.”

Finally, the man asked, “God, could you give me a penny?”
And, God says, “In a minute.”