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10 Reasons Why Latinos Can’t be Terrorists
- Because 8:45 am is too early for us to be up.
- Because we are always late, we would have missed all 4 flights.
- Because pretty people on the plane would distract us.
- Because we would talk loudly and bring attention to ourselves.
- Because with food and drinks on the plane, we would forget why we’re there.
- Because we talk with our hands, we would have put our weapons down.
- Because we would ALL want to fly the plane.
- Because we would argue and start a fight in the plane.
- Because we would have told everyone a week before doing it.
- Because we would have put our country’s flag on the windshield.