Islam, July - Sept 2003

10 Reasons Why Latinos Can’t be Terrorists

  1. Because 8:45 am is too early for us to be up.
  2. Because we are always late, we would have missed all 4 flights.
  3. Because pretty people on the plane would distract us.
  4. Because we would talk loudly and bring attention to ourselves.
  5. Because with food and drinks on the plane, we would forget why we’re there.
  6. Because we talk with our hands, we would have put our weapons down.
  7. Because we would ALL want to fly the plane.
  8. Because we would argue and start a fight in the plane.
  9. Because we would have told everyone a week before doing it.
  10. Because we would have put our country’s flag on the windshield.